Oh My Fucking God, Shut Up About Getting Vaccinated Already, You Fucking Fucks

A Response to Wendy Molyneux

A recent article posted on McSweeney's by Wendy Molyneux (of Bobs Burgers "fame") caught my attention a few days ago. Wendy (no relation of the oft-banned and incredibly more talented Stefan Molyneux) of course meant to write a humorous article- it was not intended to be self satirizing, but it manages to do so anyways. It tries to poke fun at the unvaccinated, while accidentally forming an easily exploited stereotype of the "I'm vaccinated, let me yell at you about it for the next thousand years" crowd and their increasingly vehement, decreasingly coherent demands that everyone else do as they do. They're sort of like church gossips in a megachurch congregation tut-tutting at friends and neighbors that did not pay their 19.99 for a genuine piece of the true cross to protect them from bone cancer. That the vaccine is structurally incapable of eradicated COVID has apparently escaped their notice- perhaps because they are too busy making "humor" to research the topic.

I suggest reading Wendy's article. Is it intelligent? No. It isn't strictly meant to be- it's supposed to be funny- but again, as I said, the butt of the joke is not meant to be the author of the article. It is meant to ridicule those of us who- for various reasons- either have not, or in some cases can not- get vaccinated. The self-satire stems partly from the gratuitous usage of the word "fuck" in her article- what year is it? "Fuck" hasn't been impressive since the early 2010s. If you want to be edgy and get headlines, use a racial epithet for the people you intend to satirize and stop being a pathetic pussy. Or maybe call them retards. Perhaps you could call your female readers "cunts" if they decide to make their own medical decisions. You can even wear blackface while doing so, as non-reactions to Ralph Northam and Justin Trudeau have shown us.

Oddly, Wendy recently retweeted someone who hilariously contra-identified the actual way to prevent morbidity from COVID, since a large proportion of those with significant systems are obese...

That's pretty much my response to her article.