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I love this new platform!

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The friend of my friend is my friend.

The enemy of my friend is my enemy.

The friend of my enemy is Cornpop.

The enemy of enemy is my fren.

The leader of my country is a potato.

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did you say Kamala Harris gives a "crushing blow job"? oh, no she bites it like the poodle bites, the poodle chews it....

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Excellent assessment sir. Keep up the good work!

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Time for a constitutional amendment to end speculation/threats of bloating the Supreme Court... maybe one to end speculation/threats to end the filibuster too?

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Their narrative is unraveling, brace yourselves. I can’t deny it will be music to my ears hearing their death rattle.

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Thank you! I look forward to your letters. Always informative and humorous.

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Democrats hope to forever defeat the threat of fascism by outfascisting the fascists.

In all honesty, it seems like far-left Democrats adopted Nazi tactics used to gain power and merely replaced "Jews" and "communists" with white heterosexuals, Christians, and Republicans.

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Midterms will be a great opportunity for a good laugh while consuming popcorn, but mostly laugh.

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The current "Voting rights act" is as much about voting as the patriot act was about patriotism. Funny how they manage to name this shit completely the opposite of what it does.

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Great read

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Clean coal is a real thing dick.

Climate change does not exist.

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Too bad for the country he was installed in the first place.

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Spot on, Styx. Loving your substack! Clank on.

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Tarl should be a money-grubbing capitalist. Thankfully, he is, but he's not charging for a subscription. I can't believe a bunch of nobodies are charging us to read their shit.

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America must maintain a short leash on this Lame Quack Joe Biden!

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